...getting better all the time.
The storm I experienced while at work last week has passed, just as I knew it would.
I didn't want to take away from James' awesome ability to lift my spirits that day, I just worry that I give him all the credit when my fantastic friends play such a huge part in my happiness, as well.
I also left out another bright spot in my work day, my co-worker (and more importantly, friend) Perianne.
While James plays a big part in keeping my workday sane, so does she. I'm so fortunate to have been able to get to know her outside of work and she is a glowing example of why you should never judge a book by it's cover.
(Her cover by the way, is lovely, it's just my first impression of her was a very proper, rule following, goody two-shoes. I was so wrong!)
So to my friend Perianne, today is dedicated to you.
Thanks for the walks, the chats and for keeping my wedding dress safe for me. Not to mention allowing me room in my small closet for my day-to-day clothes.
And of course, I wouldn't have been able to do the move to my new place without you.
So everyone raise their glass and toast my friend Perianne - the trouble maker of her family. :)
Viva la black sheep!
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Thursday, August 21, 2008
The Awesome Power of Friendship
I've been dealing with a few disappointing situations in my personal life lately and I'll admit, they've gotten me down. Some things drain your energy so quickly you don't even feel it leaving your body.
But, some things bring that energy back so quickly and it's equally surprising. Friday night, Saturday night and Monday night I spent time with a big group of friends and it was fabulous. Sitting around lauging with people you like, who also like you in return, is therapeutic. It's true, laughter really is the best medicine.
I was allowed to escape the things that were upsetting me, albeit temporarily, and enjoy myself.
And now, sitting at my desk at work, my patience was tested again and I could feel the energy draining right out.
Then I look over at the pictures of these people I always keep at my desk. First, my favorite picture of Fiona and I. Then I look at the last trip we made to Houston and I smile. Ryan, Erik, Thea, Jen and myself... we had a good time.
The next picture is also in Houston but the year before. It's a picture of Bobby holding my hand after the game giving me his jersey. Loves it.
And the last one was taken at BWI airport in 2006. 15 of us are standing in front of the Screaming Eagles Banner before we board the plane to head to MLS Cup in Dallas that year.
I realize, I can get through anything with these people by my side. No matter what, I'm a lucky girl because I never have to worry about falling too far. I've got peeps to pick me up.
WHEEE!!!!!!!!!
But, some things bring that energy back so quickly and it's equally surprising. Friday night, Saturday night and Monday night I spent time with a big group of friends and it was fabulous. Sitting around lauging with people you like, who also like you in return, is therapeutic. It's true, laughter really is the best medicine.
I was allowed to escape the things that were upsetting me, albeit temporarily, and enjoy myself.
And now, sitting at my desk at work, my patience was tested again and I could feel the energy draining right out.
Then I look over at the pictures of these people I always keep at my desk. First, my favorite picture of Fiona and I. Then I look at the last trip we made to Houston and I smile. Ryan, Erik, Thea, Jen and myself... we had a good time.
The next picture is also in Houston but the year before. It's a picture of Bobby holding my hand after the game giving me his jersey. Loves it.
And the last one was taken at BWI airport in 2006. 15 of us are standing in front of the Screaming Eagles Banner before we board the plane to head to MLS Cup in Dallas that year.
I realize, I can get through anything with these people by my side. No matter what, I'm a lucky girl because I never have to worry about falling too far. I've got peeps to pick me up.
WHEEE!!!!!!!!!
Monday, August 4, 2008
I hate moving
Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate.
Now that everything is out of the old apartment and into my new place, there is still a ton of work to to. Nothing is really in place yet and that makes me feel cranky and uncomfortable. I'll have to work a little each night to get things in place.
But the important thing is, James and I have a home now. He's just not in it yet. :(
Anyway, thanks to Jen, Paul, Jim and Perianne -- Seriously couldn't have gotten all this done without you.
And also a thanks to the two day laborers we picked up. They'll never read this but thanks Humberto and Humberto's brother (can't remember his name). They worked their asses off so that, frankly, my friends and I didn't have to.
And congrats to DCU for winning Saturday. Sorry I missed it.
Now that everything is out of the old apartment and into my new place, there is still a ton of work to to. Nothing is really in place yet and that makes me feel cranky and uncomfortable. I'll have to work a little each night to get things in place.
But the important thing is, James and I have a home now. He's just not in it yet. :(
Anyway, thanks to Jen, Paul, Jim and Perianne -- Seriously couldn't have gotten all this done without you.
And also a thanks to the two day laborers we picked up. They'll never read this but thanks Humberto and Humberto's brother (can't remember his name). They worked their asses off so that, frankly, my friends and I didn't have to.
And congrats to DCU for winning Saturday. Sorry I missed it.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Ten pieces of random advice as provided by: Me (Jessica!)
1. If it feels wrong, it probably is.
2. Try hard to remove yourself from office gossip and politics.
3. Sometimes what you want the most is also what you need the least.
4. Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever put up with someone who degrades you.
5. Give a little respect and it will (usually) be returned.
6. Travel! Travel! Travel!
7. You might do the wrong thing for the right reason, don't just do the right thing to be pleasing.
8. Exercise, your body craves it.
9. There is no such thing as owning too much lip gloss.
10. Pedicures are divinity, treat yourself.
2. Try hard to remove yourself from office gossip and politics.
3. Sometimes what you want the most is also what you need the least.
4. Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever put up with someone who degrades you.
5. Give a little respect and it will (usually) be returned.
6. Travel! Travel! Travel!
7. You might do the wrong thing for the right reason, don't just do the right thing to be pleasing.
8. Exercise, your body craves it.
9. There is no such thing as owning too much lip gloss.
10. Pedicures are divinity, treat yourself.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Ten pieces of random advice as provided by: A Middle-Aged Geeky Mad Man (AKA Ed)
1. Always double-check a name before you put it in print. It could really make your job complicated if it's wrong - and your bosses angry.
2. If you are forced to watch an LA Galaxy game on TV, drink every time Landon Donovan complains to the ref. You'll be passed out by the 44th minute, and then you don't have to watch the rest of the game.
3. Never go swimming with bow-legged women. I admit, I don't even know what the hell this means. But everyone where I grew up used to say it as a joke (I think). It must mean something - but I haven't the foggiest what. But, since everyone used to say it, it has to be important to our nation's well-being.
4. Don't complain about $4/gallon gas if you go to Starbucks every day.
Think about it, you are paying $4 for a double latte caffe doohickey of death, every morning, which probably runs 16 ounces. So, you're paying $16/gallon for coffee! Gas is a bargain.
5. When on a crowded MARC train, and there are no seats for ladies, get the bleep out of your seat and let the lady sit down.
6. When someone stops you to ask directions, throw a curve ball every once in a while and send them to Lynchburg. You'll get a kick out of it and the city could use the tourism dollars. I think their baseball stadium still has a hot tub.
7. On the interstate, don't pull up behind me and get right on my car's ass and flick your lights. I'm not going to get out of your way, and you are making your headlights die quicker.
8. When a person says to you, "this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you," kick them in the nuts and run. That way, you don't get hurt at all, and the other person was right.
8a. Note: If it's a girl that says it to you, you're pretty much dead.
9. Don't agree to write a piece containing 10 pieces of advice for random people when you can only think of 9.
10. Remember, she's right. Even when she's wrong. She's right.
2. If you are forced to watch an LA Galaxy game on TV, drink every time Landon Donovan complains to the ref. You'll be passed out by the 44th minute, and then you don't have to watch the rest of the game.
3. Never go swimming with bow-legged women. I admit, I don't even know what the hell this means. But everyone where I grew up used to say it as a joke (I think). It must mean something - but I haven't the foggiest what. But, since everyone used to say it, it has to be important to our nation's well-being.
4. Don't complain about $4/gallon gas if you go to Starbucks every day.
Think about it, you are paying $4 for a double latte caffe doohickey of death, every morning, which probably runs 16 ounces. So, you're paying $16/gallon for coffee! Gas is a bargain.
5. When on a crowded MARC train, and there are no seats for ladies, get the bleep out of your seat and let the lady sit down.
6. When someone stops you to ask directions, throw a curve ball every once in a while and send them to Lynchburg. You'll get a kick out of it and the city could use the tourism dollars. I think their baseball stadium still has a hot tub.
7. On the interstate, don't pull up behind me and get right on my car's ass and flick your lights. I'm not going to get out of your way, and you are making your headlights die quicker.
8. When a person says to you, "this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you," kick them in the nuts and run. That way, you don't get hurt at all, and the other person was right.
8a. Note: If it's a girl that says it to you, you're pretty much dead.
9. Don't agree to write a piece containing 10 pieces of advice for random people when you can only think of 9.
10. Remember, she's right. Even when she's wrong. She's right.
Friday, July 11, 2008
Ten pieces of random advice as provided by: Dave
1. Take at least one week of vacation every year where you totally disconnect from your work life. If you are in a relationship, go with that person. If you are single, travel with friends or even by yourself. Do not check work email and minimize personal email. Screen cell phone calls; take only the important ones from people you know.
2. Never go around lowered railroad crossing gates. Besides the danger to yourself, so many people don't think about the stress and trauma a train engineer endures.
3. Don't forget to take time for yourself. No matter what your relationship status, do something for yourself, and only yourself, at least one hour a week.
4. Be passionate about whatever it is you feel passionate about--defend or promote it vigorously and don't apologize for doing so.
5. Don't rush into buying a house. Don't listen to people that tell you that you "must" buy a house "now".
6. You'll know when you've met the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. Trust me. I didn't believe that when people used to tell me that either, so have faith.
7. Although they drive you crazy, embarrass you, make you do things you don't want to do, etc, etc, remember, they are your parents and they love you.
8. When you are sad or frustrated, pet a kitty cat. It really helps. (Note for dog lovers: yes, a dog will do as well)
9. Words hurt. Angry words hurt more. Even though its hard, think before you speak. And if you say something you didn't really mean, apologize. Profusely.
10. Don't forget to smile.
2. Never go around lowered railroad crossing gates. Besides the danger to yourself, so many people don't think about the stress and trauma a train engineer endures.
3. Don't forget to take time for yourself. No matter what your relationship status, do something for yourself, and only yourself, at least one hour a week.
4. Be passionate about whatever it is you feel passionate about--defend or promote it vigorously and don't apologize for doing so.
5. Don't rush into buying a house. Don't listen to people that tell you that you "must" buy a house "now".
6. You'll know when you've met the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. Trust me. I didn't believe that when people used to tell me that either, so have faith.
7. Although they drive you crazy, embarrass you, make you do things you don't want to do, etc, etc, remember, they are your parents and they love you.
8. When you are sad or frustrated, pet a kitty cat. It really helps. (Note for dog lovers: yes, a dog will do as well)
9. Words hurt. Angry words hurt more. Even though its hard, think before you speak. And if you say something you didn't really mean, apologize. Profusely.
10. Don't forget to smile.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Ten pieces of random advice as provided by: James
1. Don't eat yellow snow.
2. Never pee downwind.
3. Not everyone who offers advice does so with your interests at heart.
4. In order to love, you must understand the risk of hurt.
5. Appreciate all that you have.
6. Give everything and everyone the best you can - they can't expect any more.
7. Remain true to yourself and your core values at all times.
8. Sometimes what you need is staring you in the face for a long time.
9. Just because they're not talking about you doesn't mean you can't be paranoid.
10. Make sure you love your man forever because he's going to love you forever. :)
(I'm guessing #10 was directed at me specifically)
2. Never pee downwind.
3. Not everyone who offers advice does so with your interests at heart.
4. In order to love, you must understand the risk of hurt.
5. Appreciate all that you have.
6. Give everything and everyone the best you can - they can't expect any more.
7. Remain true to yourself and your core values at all times.
8. Sometimes what you need is staring you in the face for a long time.
9. Just because they're not talking about you doesn't mean you can't be paranoid.
10. Make sure you love your man forever because he's going to love you forever. :)
(I'm guessing #10 was directed at me specifically)
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Ten random pieces of advice as provided by: Cara
1. Never miss an opportunity to use the toilet.
2. Everything will taste better slathered in hot sauce.
3. A piece or three of chocolate per day will keep your mood up.
4. Always keep a few plush towy on your desk at work.
5. Always stop to pet a dog on the street.
6. Appreciate the sexiness of the English accent.
7. Listen to music LOUD.
8. Chat with your best friends a few times a week.
9. Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
10. Never feed a Mogwai after midnight.
2. Everything will taste better slathered in hot sauce.
3. A piece or three of chocolate per day will keep your mood up.
4. Always keep a few plush towy on your desk at work.
5. Always stop to pet a dog on the street.
6. Appreciate the sexiness of the English accent.
7. Listen to music LOUD.
8. Chat with your best friends a few times a week.
9. Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
10. Never feed a Mogwai after midnight.
Monday, July 7, 2008
A question of where to live
As much as I love living in our nations capital (or at least in such a close proximity), lately I've been wondering if this is the right place long term. I suppose this is natural when you start thinking about your life as no longer being just your own. I'm going to have a husband soon and children not too long after (mother nature permitting).
I've been considering quite a few cities such as Charleston, SC; Raleigh/Durham, NC; maybe even Georgia. And I really enjoy Seattle, WA and (begrudgingly) Austin, TX.
I decided to take to the internet for help. I took a pretty comprehensive quiz that helps people make just such decisions. It asks questions such as what type of climate do you prefer and how important is tax rates, crime, cultural events etc.
I go through this exercise to be told that I should be living in Washington, DC. Interesting that none of the cities above were even in the top ten. In fact, Charleston, Raleigh and Austin weren't on the list at all.
At this point, I remember that it's not just me that has a stake in this. I send James the link and I wait.
He returns with his list and, it's nearly identical to mine. In fact, the top five are the exact same.
Turns out, we're exactly where we should be.
I've been considering quite a few cities such as Charleston, SC; Raleigh/Durham, NC; maybe even Georgia. And I really enjoy Seattle, WA and (begrudgingly) Austin, TX.
I decided to take to the internet for help. I took a pretty comprehensive quiz that helps people make just such decisions. It asks questions such as what type of climate do you prefer and how important is tax rates, crime, cultural events etc.
I go through this exercise to be told that I should be living in Washington, DC. Interesting that none of the cities above were even in the top ten. In fact, Charleston, Raleigh and Austin weren't on the list at all.
At this point, I remember that it's not just me that has a stake in this. I send James the link and I wait.
He returns with his list and, it's nearly identical to mine. In fact, the top five are the exact same.
Turns out, we're exactly where we should be.
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Thursday is the new Friday
Happy 4th of July!
And let's not forget what the point of this holiday is:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
I know, I know. This is rich coming from someone who will soon sire British children but, it's 2008... we've forgiven the English. ;)
(And not to worry, my kids will play for the US soccer teams)
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Recovery: Day 7
And that's that for my "break". Tomorrow is back to work because I'm feeling okay. This is not exactly how I'd prefer to spend a week away from work. However, I won't be in pain again. Well, at least not from gallstones. I spent two months in near agony and now it's over. The surgery and recovery was a small price to pay for not having to deal with that pain anymore.
And now I can eat normally, too. Hells yeah!
I checked today and, sadly, no new developments on our Visa application. Not that I was expecting anything. But, I always keep my fingers crossed.
It was hard going through this past week without James. Certainly I managed fine without him, but it's a luxury I would have paid any price to have.
He certainly did his best to be available to me from 3,600 miles away. Between emails, IM's and the such, he was always in touch. And he handled my whining well (Believe it or not, I'm not the best patient). I love you, baby.
Elsewhere...
I haven't been able to attend a DC United game since May 8th and James is quick to point out that the team hasn't lost a single game since my hiatus. Could it be I'm bad luck?!
I'm pleased about my teams winning streak. Especially the 4-1 drubbing of Beckham+10 (=zero) today.
And, I'm sure the record is just a coincidence. Right? Right?
And now I can eat normally, too. Hells yeah!
I checked today and, sadly, no new developments on our Visa application. Not that I was expecting anything. But, I always keep my fingers crossed.
It was hard going through this past week without James. Certainly I managed fine without him, but it's a luxury I would have paid any price to have.
He certainly did his best to be available to me from 3,600 miles away. Between emails, IM's and the such, he was always in touch. And he handled my whining well (Believe it or not, I'm not the best patient). I love you, baby.
Elsewhere...
I haven't been able to attend a DC United game since May 8th and James is quick to point out that the team hasn't lost a single game since my hiatus. Could it be I'm bad luck?!
I'm pleased about my teams winning streak. Especially the 4-1 drubbing of Beckham+10 (=zero) today.
And, I'm sure the record is just a coincidence. Right? Right?
Friday, June 27, 2008
Recovery: Day 5
The pain is definitely diminishing and I can go longer before needing the percocet. Everything is healing nicely. At least, I think. I'm scared to look at the stitches still. I'm a complete wuss.
Because I still have to sleep on my back, and because my cats are still young and therefore rambunctious, they aren't allowed in the bedroom with me at night. Which has made them both excellent day company. They don't leave my side until it's time for me to go back to bed. It's been sweet having them cuddle up next to me during my recovery.
They've had a rough time of it lately. A month ago I was in England for a week and that got them sad. Then of course I spent a couple nights in the hospital and on top of that, I'm denying them their bed time with me.
Next week, we'll all be back to normal.
And, I'm counting down the days (84) until I'm back in England with James.
Because I still have to sleep on my back, and because my cats are still young and therefore rambunctious, they aren't allowed in the bedroom with me at night. Which has made them both excellent day company. They don't leave my side until it's time for me to go back to bed. It's been sweet having them cuddle up next to me during my recovery.
They've had a rough time of it lately. A month ago I was in England for a week and that got them sad. Then of course I spent a couple nights in the hospital and on top of that, I'm denying them their bed time with me.
Next week, we'll all be back to normal.
And, I'm counting down the days (84) until I'm back in England with James.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Mmmm... Percocet
What does it feel like to have your gallbladder removed? Well, it feels like being punched in the belly over and over and over and over.
But, the Percocet makes it all better. Okay, not all better but it certainly numbs the pain quite a bit.
The two nights spent in the hospital wasn't as awful as I was afraid it would be. Every person on staff was great and took good care of me. And, it helped that my daddy came up and stayed with me, too.
So, now I'm back at home and recovering. I still feel like I'm being punched in the stomach, but it's not the end of the world. This pain will go away so it's far better than the pain I was dealing with for two months while waiting for the surgery.
I miss my fiance though. :(
But, the Percocet makes it all better. Okay, not all better but it certainly numbs the pain quite a bit.
The two nights spent in the hospital wasn't as awful as I was afraid it would be. Every person on staff was great and took good care of me. And, it helped that my daddy came up and stayed with me, too.
So, now I'm back at home and recovering. I still feel like I'm being punched in the stomach, but it's not the end of the world. This pain will go away so it's far better than the pain I was dealing with for two months while waiting for the surgery.
I miss my fiance though. :(
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
I hate to be that girl, but...
I swore to myself that I wasn't going to turn this blog into a lovey-dovey my boyfriend/fiance is so awesome bragathon. But... well, my boyfriend/fiance is so damn awesome!
Now it looks like we could be apart for seven months. Booo!
So just in case anyone from Homeland Security is a fan of my blog:
Dear wonderful Mr./Mrs. Homeland Security person reviewing the file for Jessica Caroline Howard and James Andrew Hunt,
James is a fine upstanding and respected person in his community. He's successful, respectful and honest. He's the most sincere person I've ever met. He will contribute to our society in nothing but positive ways.
So please, please, please expedite our K-1 Visa application ASAP. Our future is in your hands.
And I have DC United tickets with your name on them if it helps!
Sincerely,
Jessica Howard
On to other matters...
I finally got my car back last week and it looks brand new. $11,700 worth of damages. Yes, when I do it, I do it right baby! They detailed my car and made it all shiny inside and out.
I see a new surgeon on Monday and hopefully (cross your fingers here, please) I can have the surgery on Friday. I'm told it's minor and outpatient so everything will be fine.
I admit though, I'd be much happier if James were allowed to be here with me during recovery.
(hint, hint Mr./Mrs. Homeland Security person)
And now to the wedding:
Tonya has picked out her dress and Jade's Flower Girl dress. All we really need now is the GROOM! (another subtle hint, hint to Mr./Mrs. Homeland Security person)
Have I mentioned how amazing my fiance is? Trust me, the absolute best.
Oh dear, I'm that girl.
Lyrics of the day:
Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play
Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play
Dear Prudence, open up your eyes
Dear Prudence, see the sunny skies
The wind is low, the birds will sing
That you are part of everything
Dear Prudence, won't you open up your eyes?
-Dear Prudence: The Beatles
Now it looks like we could be apart for seven months. Booo!
So just in case anyone from Homeland Security is a fan of my blog:
Dear wonderful Mr./Mrs. Homeland Security person reviewing the file for Jessica Caroline Howard and James Andrew Hunt,
James is a fine upstanding and respected person in his community. He's successful, respectful and honest. He's the most sincere person I've ever met. He will contribute to our society in nothing but positive ways.
So please, please, please expedite our K-1 Visa application ASAP. Our future is in your hands.
And I have DC United tickets with your name on them if it helps!
Sincerely,
Jessica Howard
On to other matters...
I finally got my car back last week and it looks brand new. $11,700 worth of damages. Yes, when I do it, I do it right baby! They detailed my car and made it all shiny inside and out.
I see a new surgeon on Monday and hopefully (cross your fingers here, please) I can have the surgery on Friday. I'm told it's minor and outpatient so everything will be fine.
I admit though, I'd be much happier if James were allowed to be here with me during recovery.
(hint, hint Mr./Mrs. Homeland Security person)
And now to the wedding:
Tonya has picked out her dress and Jade's Flower Girl dress. All we really need now is the GROOM! (another subtle hint, hint to Mr./Mrs. Homeland Security person)
Have I mentioned how amazing my fiance is? Trust me, the absolute best.
Oh dear, I'm that girl.
Lyrics of the day:
Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play
Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play
Dear Prudence, open up your eyes
Dear Prudence, see the sunny skies
The wind is low, the birds will sing
That you are part of everything
Dear Prudence, won't you open up your eyes?
-Dear Prudence: The Beatles
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Where the hell have I been?
Well, I have a good answer loyal readers. All over. Okay, just England and New Jersey.
So, let's start with England.
I've been home two weeks now and I still miss it. I can't believe I have to wait three months to go back.
I met my future in-law's and they are fabulous, fabulous peeps. Thank God! I was nervous, I really was. I had no idea what their feelings about me would be. Their only son is moving nearly 4,000 miles away to be with me, so I wasn't sure what to expect.
Turns out, they are awesome. His mom and dad came and picked me up while James was at work and took me to Windsor Castle one day and Stonehenge another day. I loved being around them.
And as for his friends, they were a lot of fun. We went bowling with three of them and it was a blast. I didn't do too bad, either!
James and I went out to Wembley to watch the USA v England game. The new Wembley is very cool and it was a fun night. Even though USA lost to England (expected) it was great to have James and I there together supporting two different teams. And James made it out of the game without bruises. :) Rather, I manged to not hit him each time England scored against us. But, to be fair, James was awesome about not gloating even a little bit. I love this man.
Bottom line, England was a success.
Then I came home and spent a weekend in New Jersey with Cara. She picked out her Brides Maid dress which was lovely. Sadly, I got a little sick while I was there so I wasn't the best company (I'll make it up to you sweet pea!).
Sunday evening ended with Jen and I at Giant Stadium watching the USA take on Argentina. Great game but we didn't make it there until half time. Stupid traffic. And we didn't get home until 4AM. Stupid traffic.
And now we're up to this weekend. First time I've been able to stay at home since England. Tonya and I went shopping for her Brides Maid dress and she also picked out a gorgeous dress and we picked out her daughters Flower Girl dress. Success all the way around!
Oh, and my wedding dress arrived. My lovely, wonderful, best wedding dress ever wedding dress.
It's hanging in my bedroom right now waiting for October to roll around so I can take it to be altered (the length is for a girl 6 feet tall. As we know, I'm a tad under 6 feet tall).
Lastly, I have a movie to recommend - Across the Universe.
Being a huge Beatles fan, you'd think I would have seen this already. It's been sitting in my apartment for weeks waiting for me to watch it.
But, between being sick and not at home, my first opportunity came this weekend. I watched it twice in less than 24 hours and I could watch it twice more. I won't, because I want to appreciate it.
Seriously, watch this movie. It's so worth the two hours. And, it reaffirmed my love for all things Beatles. Genius I tell you. Genius.
Jessica out!
So, let's start with England.
I've been home two weeks now and I still miss it. I can't believe I have to wait three months to go back.
I met my future in-law's and they are fabulous, fabulous peeps. Thank God! I was nervous, I really was. I had no idea what their feelings about me would be. Their only son is moving nearly 4,000 miles away to be with me, so I wasn't sure what to expect.
Turns out, they are awesome. His mom and dad came and picked me up while James was at work and took me to Windsor Castle one day and Stonehenge another day. I loved being around them.
And as for his friends, they were a lot of fun. We went bowling with three of them and it was a blast. I didn't do too bad, either!
James and I went out to Wembley to watch the USA v England game. The new Wembley is very cool and it was a fun night. Even though USA lost to England (expected) it was great to have James and I there together supporting two different teams. And James made it out of the game without bruises. :) Rather, I manged to not hit him each time England scored against us. But, to be fair, James was awesome about not gloating even a little bit. I love this man.
Bottom line, England was a success.
Then I came home and spent a weekend in New Jersey with Cara. She picked out her Brides Maid dress which was lovely. Sadly, I got a little sick while I was there so I wasn't the best company (I'll make it up to you sweet pea!).
Sunday evening ended with Jen and I at Giant Stadium watching the USA take on Argentina. Great game but we didn't make it there until half time. Stupid traffic. And we didn't get home until 4AM. Stupid traffic.
And now we're up to this weekend. First time I've been able to stay at home since England. Tonya and I went shopping for her Brides Maid dress and she also picked out a gorgeous dress and we picked out her daughters Flower Girl dress. Success all the way around!
Oh, and my wedding dress arrived. My lovely, wonderful, best wedding dress ever wedding dress.
It's hanging in my bedroom right now waiting for October to roll around so I can take it to be altered (the length is for a girl 6 feet tall. As we know, I'm a tad under 6 feet tall).
Lastly, I have a movie to recommend - Across the Universe.
Being a huge Beatles fan, you'd think I would have seen this already. It's been sitting in my apartment for weeks waiting for me to watch it.
But, between being sick and not at home, my first opportunity came this weekend. I watched it twice in less than 24 hours and I could watch it twice more. I won't, because I want to appreciate it.
Seriously, watch this movie. It's so worth the two hours. And, it reaffirmed my love for all things Beatles. Genius I tell you. Genius.
Jessica out!
Sunday, May 18, 2008
A day of wedding planning
We (and by "we" I mean myself, Aunt Margaret, Fiona and Jen) picked out the wedding cake today and it ROCKS! Absolutely gorgeous. Not your typical white lacy wedding cake. It's going to match our wedding colors of red and silver. We took a trip to the bakery to do a cake tasting and look at all the cakes they have on display. Most all the cakes were a variation of the same standard wedding cake. I wanted something different. As we were leaving, Aunt Margaret spotted one on a bottom corner shelf and we all agreed, that's the cake I'm looking for. Score one for the wedding committee.
Then we went shopping for Fiona's brides maid dress. She tried on seven dresses and we found one perfect for her. It's strapless but long and she looked so sophisticated and grown up. As James pointed out, we'll have a sign on her back that says "MINOR - STAY AWAY". Score two for the wedding committee.
Then we went shopping for Fiona's brides maid dress. She tried on seven dresses and we found one perfect for her. It's strapless but long and she looked so sophisticated and grown up. As James pointed out, we'll have a sign on her back that says "MINOR - STAY AWAY". Score two for the wedding committee.
Saturday, May 17, 2008
One more thing
I am meeting my future in-laws in England next week. GULP!
I'll be spending a day alone (without James) with them in Oxford while I'm there for the week. Double gulp!
I know it's silly (because I'm just so damn wonderful) but, I am incredibly nervous about this. Their only son is moving 3600 miles away to a different country so that he can spend his life with me. I really want them to approve of me.
Obviously, I'll be on my best behavior. hahahaha
No really, I will be.
I'll be spending a day alone (without James) with them in Oxford while I'm there for the week. Double gulp!
I know it's silly (because I'm just so damn wonderful) but, I am incredibly nervous about this. Their only son is moving 3600 miles away to a different country so that he can spend his life with me. I really want them to approve of me.
Obviously, I'll be on my best behavior. hahahaha
No really, I will be.
Here comes the bride
Okay, not for another 251 days (fingers crossed). But mostly, the wedding is planned.
Venue: check
Food: check
Photographer: check
DJ: check
Wedding dress: check
Processional song: check
First dance: check
Father/Daughter dance: My dad is still deciding
Still working on choosing a wedding planner and the flowers and a few other minor details.
The Brides Maids are chosen (Tonya, Cara, Jen and Fiona) and we're shopping for their dresses over the next few weeks.
The date is chosen but not guaranteed. It's now all up to Homeland Security who has our application to let James live here permanently. We're hoping this process doesn't take more than six months.
I am the happiest and luckiest girl living. James is an amazing boyfriend and he's going to be an even more amazing husband and eventually, dad.
I'm going to do my best to not let this blog become all about my wedding. But let's be honest, it will probably happen that way.
I apologize in advance.
Wedding cake tasting tomorrow.... mmmmm.... yummy.
Venue: check
Food: check
Photographer: check
DJ: check
Wedding dress: check
Processional song: check
First dance: check
Father/Daughter dance: My dad is still deciding
Still working on choosing a wedding planner and the flowers and a few other minor details.
The Brides Maids are chosen (Tonya, Cara, Jen and Fiona) and we're shopping for their dresses over the next few weeks.
The date is chosen but not guaranteed. It's now all up to Homeland Security who has our application to let James live here permanently. We're hoping this process doesn't take more than six months.
I am the happiest and luckiest girl living. James is an amazing boyfriend and he's going to be an even more amazing husband and eventually, dad.
I'm going to do my best to not let this blog become all about my wedding. But let's be honest, it will probably happen that way.
I apologize in advance.
Wedding cake tasting tomorrow.... mmmmm.... yummy.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Congratulations to me (and James)!
A week ago I turned 33 and became a bride to be. That's right, James proposed to me and of course, I said yes. We're getting married this coming winter.
There were times when I never thought I would be in a place where I was in love with someone who I felt positive about. Someone who I knew would treat me well forever. I have zero doubts about James and I therefore, I am the happiest girl - bride to be - ever.
Our engagement party was beautiful and fun. I'm happy, happy, happy.
There were times when I never thought I would be in a place where I was in love with someone who I felt positive about. Someone who I knew would treat me well forever. I have zero doubts about James and I therefore, I am the happiest girl - bride to be - ever.
Our engagement party was beautiful and fun. I'm happy, happy, happy.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Donate to a great cause!
To my friends,
Most of you (if not all!) know my cousin Fiona. I'm sending out a note to you all on her behalf because she's shy about these things (I know that someone related to me being shy seems impossible).
She's participating in the Relay for Life which raises funds for cancer research. I'm sending this to you all in hopes of helping Fiona raise donations for her participation.
It's a great cause and every single dollar helps. I'm providing a link below where you can donate right online.
If you'd like to contribute but don't feel comfortable giving your credit/debit card information online, please see me at the tailgate Saturday (or any game between now and May 24th) and give me cash and I'll ensure it makes it way to Fiona.
You're help is really, really appreciated by myself and my family.
Thanks and CLICK HERE to donate!
Jessica
Thursday, April 17, 2008
All this and I get paid too?!
I currently consider myself a person doing three jobs. One full time and two part time.
What I want to bitch about today is the full time job - the one that is paying the majority of the bills.
I just don't care for office politics. When it comes to office gossip, I shrug my shoulders and don't say much. I've learned that you can't trust anyone - anyone at all - so, it's best to just stay out of stuff.
But sometimes, you are in the middle of it without even knowing how you got there. I'd say what I'm dealing with isn't overly dramatic, just annoying more than anything.
I often get visitors at my desk throughout the day -- people stop by to say hello, talk soccer or any other number of topics.
One blah woman in particular finds this unnecessary and complained. So my desk has been moved. I can't roll my eyes enough at this. Now people stop by and drop notes on my desk all clandestine like as a joke (which I'm loving). "Meet me in the stair case in five minutes. -X"
No really, we're taking conversations to stairwells, kitchen or elevator. Seriously.
Let me follow this up by saying, I like the company I work for and I like the people I work with. The job itself is okay and it pays me pretty well. So I try not to complain (unless I'm talking to James in which case I complain and he then feels obligated to tell me to quit bitching and get on with it. Thanks, babe) because it could be (and has been at other companies) so much worse.
So yes, James is right. I just have to get on with it. Until I start making loads of money doing one of those part time jobs, this is what I do. Yay math! Rah silly office politics!
Most of all, hooray for kick ass co-workers. You make the days worth the alarm clock pain.
What I want to bitch about today is the full time job - the one that is paying the majority of the bills.
I just don't care for office politics. When it comes to office gossip, I shrug my shoulders and don't say much. I've learned that you can't trust anyone - anyone at all - so, it's best to just stay out of stuff.
But sometimes, you are in the middle of it without even knowing how you got there. I'd say what I'm dealing with isn't overly dramatic, just annoying more than anything.
I often get visitors at my desk throughout the day -- people stop by to say hello, talk soccer or any other number of topics.
One blah woman in particular finds this unnecessary and complained. So my desk has been moved. I can't roll my eyes enough at this. Now people stop by and drop notes on my desk all clandestine like as a joke (which I'm loving). "Meet me in the stair case in five minutes. -X"
No really, we're taking conversations to stairwells, kitchen or elevator. Seriously.
Let me follow this up by saying, I like the company I work for and I like the people I work with. The job itself is okay and it pays me pretty well. So I try not to complain (unless I'm talking to James in which case I complain and he then feels obligated to tell me to quit bitching and get on with it. Thanks, babe) because it could be (and has been at other companies) so much worse.
So yes, James is right. I just have to get on with it. Until I start making loads of money doing one of those part time jobs, this is what I do. Yay math! Rah silly office politics!
Most of all, hooray for kick ass co-workers. You make the days worth the alarm clock pain.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
We All Live in a Yellow Submarine
Occasionally, I get incredibly sentimental. This usually occurs after spending time with friend or family. The past two weekends I was lucky enough to do both.
With James in town, we had a party at a wonderful Thai restaurant in his honor. Some of my friends had met him before but most hadn't and neither had my family.
So, we gathered about twelve from far and wide - Tonya and Bryan came from Richmond, Cara and Aaron from New Jersey - in DC and had a great meal with fantastic company. James was able to meet everyone including Margaret and Fiona.
After that, five of us headed to Old Town Alexandria to spend the rest of the day and it was great. I hadn't had so much fun in a really, really long time. Everything was perfect.
The following week James and I were really busy but enjoyed our time together. And the next Saturday was spent in Richmond seeing a game and meeting daddy for lunch.
This is where the sentimentality comes in. Being with James, being with my friends and family just felt perfect. It felt comfortable and right. I realize how lucky I am to be surrounded by such terrific people all the time. I am one of the luckiest people in the world.
All in all, it couldn't have gone better and I consider his visit here a success. He returns in a five weeks then I'm off to England to do a meet and greet with his friends and family.
Other points of interest:
I got a new laptop and love it. I am getting used to Windows Vista.
DCU won. :)
DCU lost. :(
England v. USA at Wembley is a go and James and I will be attending.
I got a new (totally cute!) pink Coach bag.
Someone I was very fond of at work was fired. :(
I'll try to update more.
With James in town, we had a party at a wonderful Thai restaurant in his honor. Some of my friends had met him before but most hadn't and neither had my family.
So, we gathered about twelve from far and wide - Tonya and Bryan came from Richmond, Cara and Aaron from New Jersey - in DC and had a great meal with fantastic company. James was able to meet everyone including Margaret and Fiona.
After that, five of us headed to Old Town Alexandria to spend the rest of the day and it was great. I hadn't had so much fun in a really, really long time. Everything was perfect.
The following week James and I were really busy but enjoyed our time together. And the next Saturday was spent in Richmond seeing a game and meeting daddy for lunch.
This is where the sentimentality comes in. Being with James, being with my friends and family just felt perfect. It felt comfortable and right. I realize how lucky I am to be surrounded by such terrific people all the time. I am one of the luckiest people in the world.
All in all, it couldn't have gone better and I consider his visit here a success. He returns in a five weeks then I'm off to England to do a meet and greet with his friends and family.
Other points of interest:
I got a new laptop and love it. I am getting used to Windows Vista.
DCU won. :)
DCU lost. :(
England v. USA at Wembley is a go and James and I will be attending.
I got a new (totally cute!) pink Coach bag.
Someone I was very fond of at work was fired. :(
I'll try to update more.
Monday, March 10, 2008
More UK to USA to UK
Just a few more days to wait then James will be here. YIPPEE!
Then he comes back for my birthday in May and then... most excitingly (for me) in late May I'll be in England with him.
We have a very busy schedule next week - lot's to fit in those ten days he's here.
We're having a lunch party in DC on Saturday and Cara & Aaron are driving down from NJ for it not to mention other friends and family planning to attend.
So much going on and I just can't wait for these last three days to go by.
And two DCU games next week, too!
Does it get any better?
I don't think so.
Then he comes back for my birthday in May and then... most excitingly (for me) in late May I'll be in England with him.
We have a very busy schedule next week - lot's to fit in those ten days he's here.
We're having a lunch party in DC on Saturday and Cara & Aaron are driving down from NJ for it not to mention other friends and family planning to attend.
So much going on and I just can't wait for these last three days to go by.
And two DCU games next week, too!
Does it get any better?
I don't think so.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Growing, learning, moving
When I moved into the little apartment that I now occupy, I was so proud. It would be the first time in my entire life that I was to be living completely alone.
The first night I asked Susan if she would spend the night because I was afraid. I was 30 and totally did not want to sleep alone.
However, after my dad, my aunt & Fiona and Tonya left; I told Susan to go home. I would spend my first night in my new place with my own company only. And I did.
It felt great. I made the apartment into a complete "Jessica" home.
That Christmas two additions were added to the household and I had myself a little family. I felt so accomplished and happy.
It's been nearly three years now and we're leaving this apartment. I'm a little sad and a lot nostalgic.
While I'm happy for Jet and Jude (they'll now have 3,000 sqft to run around in), I wonder how much I'll miss the place that holds many memories. I've hosted friends and family here and have had some great times. Of course, I can't romanticize too much - there have been some awful times here, too.
None the less, the last memories of this little apartment (which has lately felt suffocatingly small) will be great ones with James. It's appropriate that he should be the one to close it out.
I'm pleased that I'll have a giant bedroom (and a bathtub large enough to have a party in). The kitties will even have their own bathroom. More importantly though, I'll be working towards the next phase in my life.
The real growing up begins now. This is where I take the steps that changes my world forever and for the better... this is where we start the process of adding James to the family.
I'm happy, excited, scared and completely (not to mention unexpectedly) in love.
Wow! I'm in love. Jessica. Is. In. Love.
The past is in the past. The future looks unbelievably brilliant.
Thank you for loving this evil little princess, baby.
The first night I asked Susan if she would spend the night because I was afraid. I was 30 and totally did not want to sleep alone.
However, after my dad, my aunt & Fiona and Tonya left; I told Susan to go home. I would spend my first night in my new place with my own company only. And I did.
It felt great. I made the apartment into a complete "Jessica" home.
That Christmas two additions were added to the household and I had myself a little family. I felt so accomplished and happy.
It's been nearly three years now and we're leaving this apartment. I'm a little sad and a lot nostalgic.
While I'm happy for Jet and Jude (they'll now have 3,000 sqft to run around in), I wonder how much I'll miss the place that holds many memories. I've hosted friends and family here and have had some great times. Of course, I can't romanticize too much - there have been some awful times here, too.
None the less, the last memories of this little apartment (which has lately felt suffocatingly small) will be great ones with James. It's appropriate that he should be the one to close it out.
I'm pleased that I'll have a giant bedroom (and a bathtub large enough to have a party in). The kitties will even have their own bathroom. More importantly though, I'll be working towards the next phase in my life.
The real growing up begins now. This is where I take the steps that changes my world forever and for the better... this is where we start the process of adding James to the family.
I'm happy, excited, scared and completely (not to mention unexpectedly) in love.
Wow! I'm in love. Jessica. Is. In. Love.
The past is in the past. The future looks unbelievably brilliant.
Thank you for loving this evil little princess, baby.
Monday, February 11, 2008
I heard this and thought of you
I had no choice but to hear you
You stated your case time and again
I thought about it
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to liking that
You ask how my day was
You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole
You're so much braver than I gave you credit for
That's not lip service
You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
You are the bearer of unconditional things
You held your breath and the door for me
Thanks for your patience
You're the best listener that I've ever met
You're my best friend
Best friend with benefits
What took me so long
I've never felt this healthy before
I've never wanted something rational
I am aware now
I am aware now
You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
-Alanis Morissette
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Endorsed by... Me.
I’ve recently come across several products I highly recommend.
Here is the complete list
Jessica sanctioned TV shows:
Nip/Tuck – I know I’m way behind the times on this one. It’s in its’ sixth season I believe. I took a chance and ordered season one on Netflix and I love it. I’m eagerly awaiting season two in the mail. I’m debating if I’m going to be watching the new season on FX. It starts very soon and there is no way I can watch the first five seasons before it hits TV.
The Tudors – I don’t have Showtime but I was aware of this show and I knew I’d be interested in it but also knew that I’d have to wait for it to be released on DVD.
I requested season one on Netflix and it’s a hit. I can only describe it as a medieval soap opera.
Weeds – I got this through Netflix ages ago and I just can’t wait for the next season to come out on DVD. This might be the best show on TV. Again, it’s a Showtime series so I have to wait for it to be released on DVD.
Dirt – I actually do get FX and I’m not sure why I never bothered to watch this show. Again, I got season one on Netflix and was skeptical that I would enjoy it. I was incredibly wrong. Season two starts on March 3 and I’ll be watching that live.
The Riches – I saw the commercials for this show before it came out and I knew I’d like it. I was wrong… I love it. Season two starts soon on FX and the commercials for it have gotten me excited.
Jessica sanctioned products:
Juicy Couture Day Dreamer Bag – Even though it wasn’t my birthday, while I was out shopping with Fiona recently, I bought the bag at Neiman Marcus (or was it Nordstrom?). This is by far the cutest bag ever. I love, love, love it. With that being said; a huge thank you to James for the minimal lecture regarding the purchase and the subsequent purchases of a $50 change purse from Coach for Fiona (she talked me into it!) and the other $100 spent that day at Victoria’s Secret. I love you, James! I promise that was my last big shopping trip until… well, until I’m allowed to buy the Dior shoes.
Christian Dior Cannage Pump – Available at Bergdorf Goodman. As previously mentioned, I can’t wait to buy these shoes. I can not at all attest to their comfort level but frankly, I couldn’t care less. For me shoes aren’t about comfort (unless I’m running); rather, their about fashion. “Form over function” is my shoes motto.
BlueNile.com Open Heart Pendant necklace – I already owned one of these and sadly, somehow lost it in either England or Belgium. The lost item was purchased at a jewelry store at nearly double the cost I replaced it for on BlueNile.com.
Vera Wang “Princess” perfume – I am super sensitive to perfumes and when I find a scent I like, I usually end up having to buy it in lotion instead of the actually perfume because it gives me a headache. This perfume is a happy exclusion. I wear it nearly everyday and it has yet to induce a headache. Well played Mrs. Wang. Well played.
Fit & Fresh storage containers – I can’t say enough about this line of products. If you are watching what you eat and like to have things pre-measured for your lunch, breakfast etc. you should check it out. It’s a bit pricey in my opinion but, let’s face it, you pay for convenience in life. I ordered the entire line online and have been using it for work everyday.
Lyric of the day:
Color coded for pink/blue for the girl/boy lyrics.
Promiscuous Girl wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it’s you that I want
Promiscuous Boy you already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?
Promiscuous Girl you’re teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
Promiscuous Boy let’s get to the point
Cause we’re on a roll
You ready?
I’m a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I may need your help
Pay attention to me, I don’t talk for my health
I want you on my team
So does everybody else
Here is the complete list
Jessica sanctioned TV shows:
Nip/Tuck – I know I’m way behind the times on this one. It’s in its’ sixth season I believe. I took a chance and ordered season one on Netflix and I love it. I’m eagerly awaiting season two in the mail. I’m debating if I’m going to be watching the new season on FX. It starts very soon and there is no way I can watch the first five seasons before it hits TV.
The Tudors – I don’t have Showtime but I was aware of this show and I knew I’d be interested in it but also knew that I’d have to wait for it to be released on DVD.
I requested season one on Netflix and it’s a hit. I can only describe it as a medieval soap opera.
Weeds – I got this through Netflix ages ago and I just can’t wait for the next season to come out on DVD. This might be the best show on TV. Again, it’s a Showtime series so I have to wait for it to be released on DVD.
Dirt – I actually do get FX and I’m not sure why I never bothered to watch this show. Again, I got season one on Netflix and was skeptical that I would enjoy it. I was incredibly wrong. Season two starts on March 3 and I’ll be watching that live.
The Riches – I saw the commercials for this show before it came out and I knew I’d like it. I was wrong… I love it. Season two starts soon on FX and the commercials for it have gotten me excited.
Jessica sanctioned products:
Juicy Couture Day Dreamer Bag – Even though it wasn’t my birthday, while I was out shopping with Fiona recently, I bought the bag at Neiman Marcus (or was it Nordstrom?). This is by far the cutest bag ever. I love, love, love it. With that being said; a huge thank you to James for the minimal lecture regarding the purchase and the subsequent purchases of a $50 change purse from Coach for Fiona (she talked me into it!) and the other $100 spent that day at Victoria’s Secret. I love you, James! I promise that was my last big shopping trip until… well, until I’m allowed to buy the Dior shoes.
Christian Dior Cannage Pump – Available at Bergdorf Goodman. As previously mentioned, I can’t wait to buy these shoes. I can not at all attest to their comfort level but frankly, I couldn’t care less. For me shoes aren’t about comfort (unless I’m running); rather, their about fashion. “Form over function” is my shoes motto.
BlueNile.com Open Heart Pendant necklace – I already owned one of these and sadly, somehow lost it in either England or Belgium. The lost item was purchased at a jewelry store at nearly double the cost I replaced it for on BlueNile.com.
Vera Wang “Princess” perfume – I am super sensitive to perfumes and when I find a scent I like, I usually end up having to buy it in lotion instead of the actually perfume because it gives me a headache. This perfume is a happy exclusion. I wear it nearly everyday and it has yet to induce a headache. Well played Mrs. Wang. Well played.
Fit & Fresh storage containers – I can’t say enough about this line of products. If you are watching what you eat and like to have things pre-measured for your lunch, breakfast etc. you should check it out. It’s a bit pricey in my opinion but, let’s face it, you pay for convenience in life. I ordered the entire line online and have been using it for work everyday.
Lyric of the day:
Color coded for pink/blue for the girl/boy lyrics.
Promiscuous Girl wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it’s you that I want
Promiscuous Boy you already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?
Promiscuous Girl you’re teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need
Promiscuous Boy let’s get to the point
Cause we’re on a roll
You ready?
I’m a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I may need your help
Pay attention to me, I don’t talk for my health
I want you on my team
So does everybody else
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Guest Blogger - James Hunt
I'm a very busy girl and entertaining you people is a tough job. So, I've invited a guest blogger to speak. His topic of choice: Me and how he's fitting into my world.
Without further ado; ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr. James Hunt.
Jessica World is apparently a mythical location, many have heard about it, with various rumours about what can happen to the careless and unwary being used as scare stories to discipline unruly children.
Well I can tell you Jessica world is a reality, full of minefields to trap the unwitting, with all the complex nature of the hardest Sudoku level, yet welcoming and friendly to those deemed worthy to tread amongst it’s paths.
So you may ask, what are the features in Jessica world? Well I can only liken it to a city, it’s a city where it’s nice enough, quiet, almost eerily so, but soon you realise that all is not as it appears. For example, you can be walking down Cute Street, and without warning it takes you into Tantrum Central, a turbulent area where who knows what you may encounter or have thrown at you.
It gets worse, at random intervals throughout the day the locals launch into Whine-fest 2008, this apparent religion can be sparked by small occurrences within the time dimension, and can often be found in the borough of Tears and Sniffles.
Just when you think you have got the geography of the place mapped out and you think you can understand a little bit of what’s going on, Jessica World will slap you round the head for being cocky, welcome to “Takemeforgranted-ville”. In this area, nothing you say can or does make any difference; the decisions shaping your life for the next few minutes are now out of your hands. This surreal experience is intriguing for the naïve visitor, but soon becomes a portion of dread.
Jessica World sounds like a really unappealing place, but the love & the warmth of the resident owner is a sight to behold. Only the select few have been given a guided tour round some of the more inaccessible spots on the island. Due to the small numbers of survivors able to talk about these parts, it’s little wonder that Jessica World has become as sought after as winning lottery numbers yet regarded in the same awe and fear as Kaiser Soze.
The highlight of the visit is to arrive during one of the Olympic Shopping tournaments. These events occur regularly, indeed some regard it as the national sport. Watch out for the quick-fire rounds where the idea is to buy as many items of clothing that you don’t actually need. Popular amongst spectators is the Boots Buy-a-thon with the local betting agencies doing rapid business as huge bets are placed on the number of pairs purchased.
Jessica World is fiercely protective of it’s pets, with only the governess allowed to step on her somewhat infatuated cat, woes betide anyone who gets in her way. Other demands are an unreasonable expectation for members to worship the Beatles, a love of DCU Soccer team, and an expectation to allow the owner to behave as a spoilt brat whenever she chooses. Currently Jessica World seems intent on creating a political establishment with the UK, with the prospect of a UK embassy being built; this has seen wild scenes of celebration amongst the residents.
Jessica World does have a few enemies, it’s not good to be associated with LA Galaxy or NYRB. The implication of physical training has proved to be semi-popular. The intrusion of the press has led to many unfortunate photographic moments. Recently the owner has taken to disguise, her Alanis Morrisette proved less than successful, as did her attempt to appear as a praying monk in Belgium.
Without further ado; ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr. James Hunt.
Jessica World is apparently a mythical location, many have heard about it, with various rumours about what can happen to the careless and unwary being used as scare stories to discipline unruly children.
Well I can tell you Jessica world is a reality, full of minefields to trap the unwitting, with all the complex nature of the hardest Sudoku level, yet welcoming and friendly to those deemed worthy to tread amongst it’s paths.
So you may ask, what are the features in Jessica world? Well I can only liken it to a city, it’s a city where it’s nice enough, quiet, almost eerily so, but soon you realise that all is not as it appears. For example, you can be walking down Cute Street, and without warning it takes you into Tantrum Central, a turbulent area where who knows what you may encounter or have thrown at you.
It gets worse, at random intervals throughout the day the locals launch into Whine-fest 2008, this apparent religion can be sparked by small occurrences within the time dimension, and can often be found in the borough of Tears and Sniffles.
Just when you think you have got the geography of the place mapped out and you think you can understand a little bit of what’s going on, Jessica World will slap you round the head for being cocky, welcome to “Takemeforgranted-ville”. In this area, nothing you say can or does make any difference; the decisions shaping your life for the next few minutes are now out of your hands. This surreal experience is intriguing for the naïve visitor, but soon becomes a portion of dread.
Jessica World sounds like a really unappealing place, but the love & the warmth of the resident owner is a sight to behold. Only the select few have been given a guided tour round some of the more inaccessible spots on the island. Due to the small numbers of survivors able to talk about these parts, it’s little wonder that Jessica World has become as sought after as winning lottery numbers yet regarded in the same awe and fear as Kaiser Soze.
The highlight of the visit is to arrive during one of the Olympic Shopping tournaments. These events occur regularly, indeed some regard it as the national sport. Watch out for the quick-fire rounds where the idea is to buy as many items of clothing that you don’t actually need. Popular amongst spectators is the Boots Buy-a-thon with the local betting agencies doing rapid business as huge bets are placed on the number of pairs purchased.
Jessica World is fiercely protective of it’s pets, with only the governess allowed to step on her somewhat infatuated cat, woes betide anyone who gets in her way. Other demands are an unreasonable expectation for members to worship the Beatles, a love of DCU Soccer team, and an expectation to allow the owner to behave as a spoilt brat whenever she chooses. Currently Jessica World seems intent on creating a political establishment with the UK, with the prospect of a UK embassy being built; this has seen wild scenes of celebration amongst the residents.
Jessica World does have a few enemies, it’s not good to be associated with LA Galaxy or NYRB. The implication of physical training has proved to be semi-popular. The intrusion of the press has led to many unfortunate photographic moments. Recently the owner has taken to disguise, her Alanis Morrisette proved less than successful, as did her attempt to appear as a praying monk in Belgium.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
Seriously... Does it get better than this?
I'm off today (thank you US Government) and I'm in bed with my two adorable kitties next to me; with the worlds prettiest and most fun cousin sleeping on the sofa; sending emails to my wonderful boyfriend who is, sadly, at work.
There isn't one thing about this that could make it better. I look around me and realize how truly fortunate I am. And, I wish right now every person in the world could feel as blissful as I do.
Granted, in about 50 minutes I'll be waking up the worlds prettiest and most fun cousin to go for our morning run and she'll grumble especially when I force her to take her medicine of which she argues about. And when I tell her I've let her sleep in and she sees it's only 8:30AM she'll say (once again - as she did yesterday) "gee thanks Jessica." Granted, yesterday I let her sleep in to 7:45. Heh
Yesterday Fiona and I went to see 27 dresses which was fantastic. We both enjoyed it but admitted it's totally a "chick flick". But, seeing as Fiona and I are both chicks, it was enjoyed immensely.
We then also did the very chick thing of making two batches of cookies then sitting down and eating nearly one entire batch.
Yes, no getting out of running today. In fact, I think I'll add an extra mile.
Right, back to my boyfriend now.
There isn't one thing about this that could make it better. I look around me and realize how truly fortunate I am. And, I wish right now every person in the world could feel as blissful as I do.
Granted, in about 50 minutes I'll be waking up the worlds prettiest and most fun cousin to go for our morning run and she'll grumble especially when I force her to take her medicine of which she argues about. And when I tell her I've let her sleep in and she sees it's only 8:30AM she'll say (once again - as she did yesterday) "gee thanks Jessica." Granted, yesterday I let her sleep in to 7:45. Heh
Yesterday Fiona and I went to see 27 dresses which was fantastic. We both enjoyed it but admitted it's totally a "chick flick". But, seeing as Fiona and I are both chicks, it was enjoyed immensely.
We then also did the very chick thing of making two batches of cookies then sitting down and eating nearly one entire batch.
Yes, no getting out of running today. In fact, I think I'll add an extra mile.
Right, back to my boyfriend now.
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Deadlines
I would definitely describe myself as a procrastinator. Outside of my job, I rarely meet deadlines.
I have a goal for 2008 that is a tall order. The original deadline was December 31st, 2008. Knowing myself well, I was quite sure I'd wait until December 1st and scramble to do a years worth of work in one month.
So, I've broken up the big goal into three smaller milestones and incentives.
(Incentives might not be the right word. I reward myself constantly, rather deserved or not.)
So, I've set up negative consquences should I not meet each deadline.
Deadline 1 - April 30th 2008. If I don't complete part 1 of the goal - Fiona gets my Coach bag.
Deadline 2 - August 31st 2008. If I don't complete part 2 of the goal - Fiona gets my lovely yellow Dooney & Bourke (I drove to Manhattan just to get this bag!)
Deadline 3 - December 31st 2008. If I don't complete part 3 of the goal - Fiona gets ALL the rest of my designer bags and that INCLUDES the Juicy Couture bag (in pink!) I'm getting for my birthday this year.
Fiona has no idea or she'd be happy to sabotage me.
She has the taste for designer bags now; I bought her one for Christmas.
Wish me luck!
I have a goal for 2008 that is a tall order. The original deadline was December 31st, 2008. Knowing myself well, I was quite sure I'd wait until December 1st and scramble to do a years worth of work in one month.
So, I've broken up the big goal into three smaller milestones and incentives.
(Incentives might not be the right word. I reward myself constantly, rather deserved or not.)
So, I've set up negative consquences should I not meet each deadline.
Deadline 1 - April 30th 2008. If I don't complete part 1 of the goal - Fiona gets my Coach bag.
Deadline 2 - August 31st 2008. If I don't complete part 2 of the goal - Fiona gets my lovely yellow Dooney & Bourke (I drove to Manhattan just to get this bag!)
Deadline 3 - December 31st 2008. If I don't complete part 3 of the goal - Fiona gets ALL the rest of my designer bags and that INCLUDES the Juicy Couture bag (in pink!) I'm getting for my birthday this year.
Fiona has no idea or she'd be happy to sabotage me.
She has the taste for designer bags now; I bought her one for Christmas.
Wish me luck!
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