This is a joke, right?

I don't mean to turn my blog into twitter or facebook today but,  it's been one thing on top of another.

My old fertility clinic just called and left me a message that said "Jessica, your blood test came back and it's negative. Go ahead and stop taking the progesterone and call us when you're ready to start another cycle".

WTF? Am I being punk'd?

I haven't walked in their door since August.

I figured, okay for some reason they were given my blood test results from today. Weird, but, I'd like to get to the bottom of this because I intend to switch clinics and I don't want them to continue to get results.

I give the nurse a call and ask. She said, "I have it right here, you're not pregnant". I say "well actually I am but, won't be in a week or so. Soooo... what the hell are you talking about? I didn't even do a cycle with you this month".

She gives me a HCG number (< 2) that doesn't match the one I got before lunch from my OB.

Bottom line:
She's reading results from July.

Let's think about that for a minute.
She's calling in October to give me results from July. And, doesn't even realize it.

If I wasn't in total break down mode already, this would be what pushes me over the edge.

Now, I'll leave you with this because it's hilarious and truly made my sh!t day better.
Best one yet, Stephanie!

PS - I'm likely going to be taking a break from writing and reading. I'll check in with you all for sure, but, I'm not sure I'll be in a positive enough place to write meaningful comments.
Why should you have to put up with my bad attitude?