Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Endorsed by... Me.

I’ve recently come across several products I highly recommend.
Here is the complete list

Jessica sanctioned TV shows:
Nip/Tuck – I know I’m way behind the times on this one. It’s in its’ sixth season I believe. I took a chance and ordered season one on Netflix and I love it. I’m eagerly awaiting season two in the mail. I’m debating if I’m going to be watching the new season on FX. It starts very soon and there is no way I can watch the first five seasons before it hits TV.

The Tudors – I don’t have Showtime but I was aware of this show and I knew I’d be interested in it but also knew that I’d have to wait for it to be released on DVD.
I requested season one on Netflix and it’s a hit. I can only describe it as a medieval soap opera.

Weeds
– I got this through Netflix ages ago and I just can’t wait for the next season to come out on DVD. This might be the best show on TV. Again, it’s a Showtime series so I have to wait for it to be released on DVD.

Dirt – I actually do get FX and I’m not sure why I never bothered to watch this show. Again, I got season one on Netflix and was skeptical that I would enjoy it. I was incredibly wrong. Season two starts on March 3 and I’ll be watching that live.

The Riches – I saw the commercials for this show before it came out and I knew I’d like it. I was wrong… I love it. Season two starts soon on FX and the commercials for it have gotten me excited.

Jessica sanctioned products:
Juicy Couture Day Dreamer Bag – Even though it wasn’t my birthday, while I was out shopping with Fiona recently, I bought the bag at Neiman Marcus (or was it Nordstrom?). This is by far the cutest bag ever. I love, love, love it. With that being said; a huge thank you to James for the minimal lecture regarding the purchase and the subsequent purchases of a $50 change purse from Coach for Fiona (she talked me into it!) and the other $100 spent that day at Victoria’s Secret. I love you, James! I promise that was my last big shopping trip until… well, until I’m allowed to buy the Dior shoes.

Christian Dior Cannage Pump – Available at Bergdorf Goodman. As previously mentioned, I can’t wait to buy these shoes. I can not at all attest to their comfort level but frankly, I couldn’t care less. For me shoes aren’t about comfort (unless I’m running); rather, their about fashion. “Form over function” is my shoes motto.

BlueNile.com Open Heart Pendant necklace – I already owned one of these and sadly, somehow lost it in either England or Belgium. The lost item was purchased at a jewelry store at nearly double the cost I replaced it for on BlueNile.com.

Vera Wang “Princess” perfume – I am super sensitive to perfumes and when I find a scent I like, I usually end up having to buy it in lotion instead of the actually perfume because it gives me a headache. This perfume is a happy exclusion. I wear it nearly everyday and it has yet to induce a headache. Well played Mrs. Wang. Well played.

Fit & Fresh storage containers
– I can’t say enough about this line of products. If you are watching what you eat and like to have things pre-measured for your lunch, breakfast etc. you should check it out. It’s a bit pricey in my opinion but, let’s face it, you pay for convenience in life. I ordered the entire line online and have been using it for work everyday.

Lyric of the day:
Color coded for pink/blue for the girl/boy lyrics.

Promiscuous Girl wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it’s you that I want

Promiscuous Boy you already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?

Promiscuous Girl you’re teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

Promiscuous Boy let’s get to the point
Cause we’re on a roll
You ready?

I’m a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I may need your help
Pay attention to me, I don’t talk for my health

I want you on my team

So does everybody else

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Guest Blogger - James Hunt

I'm a very busy girl and entertaining you people is a tough job. So, I've invited a guest blogger to speak. His topic of choice: Me and how he's fitting into my world.
Without further ado; ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr. James Hunt.


Jessica World is apparently a mythical location, many have heard about it, with various rumours about what can happen to the careless and unwary being used as scare stories to discipline unruly children.

Well I can tell you Jessica world is a reality, full of minefields to trap the unwitting, with all the complex nature of the hardest Sudoku level, yet welcoming and friendly to those deemed worthy to tread amongst it’s paths.

So you may ask, what are the features in Jessica world? Well I can only liken it to a city, it’s a city where it’s nice enough, quiet, almost eerily so, but soon you realise that all is not as it appears. For example, you can be walking down Cute Street, and without warning it takes you into Tantrum Central, a turbulent area where who knows what you may encounter or have thrown at you.

It gets worse, at random intervals throughout the day the locals launch into Whine-fest 2008, this apparent religion can be sparked by small occurrences within the time dimension, and can often be found in the borough of Tears and Sniffles.

Just when you think you have got the geography of the place mapped out and you think you can understand a little bit of what’s going on, Jessica World will slap you round the head for being cocky, welcome to “Takemeforgranted-ville”. In this area, nothing you say can or does make any difference; the decisions shaping your life for the next few minutes are now out of your hands. This surreal experience is intriguing for the naïve visitor, but soon becomes a portion of dread.

Jessica World sounds like a really unappealing place, but the love & the warmth of the resident owner is a sight to behold. Only the select few have been given a guided tour round some of the more inaccessible spots on the island. Due to the small numbers of survivors able to talk about these parts, it’s little wonder that Jessica World has become as sought after as winning lottery numbers yet regarded in the same awe and fear as Kaiser Soze.

The highlight of the visit is to arrive during one of the Olympic Shopping tournaments. These events occur regularly, indeed some regard it as the national sport. Watch out for the quick-fire rounds where the idea is to buy as many items of clothing that you don’t actually need. Popular amongst spectators is the Boots Buy-a-thon with the local betting agencies doing rapid business as huge bets are placed on the number of pairs purchased.

Jessica World is fiercely protective of it’s pets, with only the governess allowed to step on her somewhat infatuated cat, woes betide anyone who gets in her way. Other demands are an unreasonable expectation for members to worship the Beatles, a love of DCU Soccer team, and an expectation to allow the owner to behave as a spoilt brat whenever she chooses. Currently Jessica World seems intent on creating a political establishment with the UK, with the prospect of a UK embassy being built; this has seen wild scenes of celebration amongst the residents.

Jessica World does have a few enemies, it’s not good to be associated with LA Galaxy or NYRB. The implication of physical training has proved to be semi-popular. The intrusion of the press has led to many unfortunate photographic moments. Recently the owner has taken to disguise, her Alanis Morrisette proved less than successful, as did her attempt to appear as a praying monk in Belgium.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Seriously... Does it get better than this?

I'm off today (thank you US Government) and I'm in bed with my two adorable kitties next to me; with the worlds prettiest and most fun cousin sleeping on the sofa; sending emails to my wonderful boyfriend who is, sadly, at work.

There isn't one thing about this that could make it better. I look around me and realize how truly fortunate I am. And, I wish right now every person in the world could feel as blissful as I do.

Granted, in about 50 minutes I'll be waking up the worlds prettiest and most fun cousin to go for our morning run and she'll grumble especially when I force her to take her medicine of which she argues about. And when I tell her I've let her sleep in and she sees it's only 8:30AM she'll say (once again - as she did yesterday) "gee thanks Jessica." Granted, yesterday I let her sleep in to 7:45. Heh

Yesterday Fiona and I went to see 27 dresses which was fantastic. We both enjoyed it but admitted it's totally a "chick flick". But, seeing as Fiona and I are both chicks, it was enjoyed immensely.

We then also did the very chick thing of making two batches of cookies then sitting down and eating nearly one entire batch.

Yes, no getting out of running today. In fact, I think I'll add an extra mile.

Right, back to my boyfriend now.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Deadlines

I would definitely describe myself as a procrastinator. Outside of my job, I rarely meet deadlines.

I have a goal for 2008 that is a tall order. The original deadline was December 31st, 2008. Knowing myself well, I was quite sure I'd wait until December 1st and scramble to do a years worth of work in one month.

So, I've broken up the big goal into three smaller milestones and incentives.

(Incentives might not be the right word. I reward myself constantly, rather deserved or not.)

So, I've set up negative consquences should I not meet each deadline.

Deadline 1 - April 30th 2008. If I don't complete part 1 of the goal - Fiona gets my Coach bag.

Deadline 2 - August 31st 2008. If I don't complete part 2 of the goal - Fiona gets my lovely yellow Dooney & Bourke (I drove to Manhattan just to get this bag!)

Deadline 3 - December 31st 2008. If I don't complete part 3 of the goal - Fiona gets ALL the rest of my designer bags and that INCLUDES the Juicy Couture bag (in pink!) I'm getting for my birthday this year.

Fiona has no idea or she'd be happy to sabotage me.
She has the taste for designer bags now; I bought her one for Christmas.

Wish me luck!

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Not that I need an excuse to shop, but...

When your horoscope insists you shop, you don't question it.

An idea you used to think was radical won't seem so radical today -- in fact, it will make a lot of sense to you! You're not the same person you used to be, and you should celebrate the ways you have evolved. Looking back at old photos, reading old journal entries, or just checking in with long lost friends will help you gain perspective on how far you have come. Yay for you! Why not celebrate your wonderfulness by treating yourself to a little gift you've had your eye on?

I'll be hitting Macy's after work.

Monday, January 7, 2008

I shine a little more lately

I have never known unselfish love (outside of family and friends) in my life.
Until recently, I was skeptical that it exists at all.

Well my friends, I am here to testify:
It most certianly exists.

I had the world's most wonderful man talk me through a high strung temper tantrum last night. He was patient, he was kind and he took care to fully comprehend where the emotions were coming from.

James let's me be me. He is 100% accepting of everything I am. The good and the bad.

I am, without a doubt, the luckiest girl in the entire world (even with him not caring for The Beatles).

Thursday, January 3, 2008

"Naked Party" - Who's with me?!

Before I begin on this topic; let's understand my point of reference:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_party

For those of you too lazy to click on the link, I'll give a brief synopsis (shall I come and scroll down for you, too?).

You hold a party where all guests disrobe upon entering. The point is completely and utterly non sexual in nature. It's more of a social experiment than anything.

Personally, I LOVE the idea. I think it's brilliant.

My first idea was a "Welcome James Naked Party".
However, he was not so keen on the concept. Tch.

So after considering this a bit further I thought maybe I could do it for my birthday. James aptly named that the "Jessica's Birthday(suit) Party".

Knowing that Dave would dig the idea, I contacted him and we've been discussing it.

It's now morphed into a "MLS All Star Naked Viewing Party". That gives people roughly six months to warm up to the concept (not to mention tone up for the event).

As for the guest list....
Well, it will be very exclusive.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

For the sake of memories past and memories to come

There are places I'll remember
All my life though some have changed
Some forever not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life I've loved them all

But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more

Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life I love you more
In my life I love you more

-The Beatles